July 31, 2008

Happiness

Most fat women are happy because they are well fed and have big boobs. Most skinny women are bitches because they are starving and pissed off about being flat chested.

July 30, 2008

Warning labels

McDonald's does not have warning labels that their ice cream is cold so it is not too late for someone to jump on that lawsuit.

July 29, 2008

Taxi drivers

Practice makes perfect. This does not apply to the driving habits of taxicab operators.