What straight guys call "wrestling" is what gay guys call "foreplay." It is what it is despite the semantics.
August 20, 2008
August 19, 2008
Comedy
When it comes to comedy, 90% of it is observation. You have no idea how humorous three fat women attempting to squeeze under one umbrella can be until you observe it yourself.
August 18, 2008
August 15, 2008
Trendy
Tanning is a great way to give your skin that "leather handbag" look that is so popular today.
August 14, 2008
August 13, 2008
Izzle
Rap has lost all credibility. Anyone can rhyme as long as blacks are replacing the endings of words with -izzle, even me: Fo' shizzle my nizzle, we's up in this hizzle, n' we's gettin' bizzle n' sipin' our crizzle.
August 12, 2008
Cliched
People should stop saying "that's so gay" because it is old and tired. Saying "that's so Bravo" would be more trendy and up to date.
August 11, 2008
August 8, 2008
Politics
Clinton got a blow job and they tried to impeach him. Cheney shot someone in the face and nothing happens... I am not even going to mention all the crap Bush is getting away with.
August 7, 2008
Cars
A $40,000 car can do a lot for you like play your MP3s, heat your seat, and give you directions. It cannot, however, compensate for your small penis.
August 6, 2008
Feminists
Why do feminists not fight for a woman's right to be drafted, or the right to be expected to pay for everything on a date?
August 5, 2008
August 4, 2008
Merging
If the speed limit for a highway is 55mph you should not attempt to merge onto it doing 35mph. Acceleration lanes are aptly named for a reason.
August 1, 2008
Confederate flag
Southern whites say the Confederate flag is not a symbol of racism. I have never seen a black person displaying one.
July 31, 2008
Happiness
Most fat women are happy because they are well fed and have big boobs. Most skinny women are bitches because they are starving and pissed off about being flat chested.
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